The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the the same defect being reproduced in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control.
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Best Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! - GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by “Knee-mail”!
- Author Unknown
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NO JESUS, NO PEACE; KNOW JESUS, KNOW PEACE
Those of us who have know Jesus personally for many years can often forget the lostness and lack of peace that weighed us down before we knew Him. But we need to stay aware that many around us still feel that way. They need to hear how we changed and how they can have what we have. - Dr. Charles Swindoll
God’s hand paints the sunrise across the horizon and we see the first light of new mercy. We don’t have to carry the weight of yesterday or drag our past mistakes behind us—even when our minds won’t let go. Jesus broke the grip of guilt by becoming the greatest sacrifice. So take hold of the gift of today with both hands and all your heart. Love is giving you a brand-new start.
Father, thank You for giving new mercies and new beginnings through the power of Jesus’s sacrificial love. Amen
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The Lord God who created the heavens and stretched them out…gives life and breath and spirit to everyone…Isaiah 42:5 TLB
In this the love of God was made manifest among us, that God sent His only Son into the world, so that we might live through Him. In this is love, not that we have loved God but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for our sins. 1 John 4:9-10 ESV
Cast your burden on the Lord, and He will sustain you; He will never permit the righteous to be moved. Psalm 55:22 ESV
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